By Austin B. Hahn
(Originally written on 6/26/15.)
Dahlings!!! I have to write about this historic moment.
I am so happy that gay marriage has finally been legalized nationwide. Now I can be a gold digger.
Hahahaha … yeah I think I’m pretty funny. Anyway–
I just wanted to say that I am so happy that, from now on, no child in the United States of America will ever grow up thinking that the validity of their love for another human being will be questioned. I am grateful to be alive during this remarkable period of ongoing social change in the world. What a treat. Here’s to transformation!